Mr Rock

MR ROCK

Another revenge taken on our Let’s Cake Their Ass page, the “caker” this month is Lady Mary!!!

It was the last night of a medieval festival organised around the Fossanova abbey. It was August. It was a very hot night especially for Mary who was quite intrigued by all the medieval figurants gathered there for the occasion. One in particular got her attention: tall (super important for an Amazon like her), cute as she described him (super sexy as I would describe him!), majestic like a big rock (for this reason we chose to throw in his face this cake named “rock” in Italian), and very attracted by Mary too.

I would start by saying that Lady Mary is in general a bit shy, in addition that night Mr Rock was super busy promoting typical products from his region, so the first move took ages!

But as soon as Mr Rock and Lady Mary started to talk, a new world made of chocolate, honey and nuts opened its arms to them. They kept in touch even if he was living in another city; they exchanged e-mails, texts, phone calls, and finally a kiss… The most romantic of the kisses! He didn’t kiss her under the moon nor under the stars, he kissed her at the Fockers B&B. OK, the name of the B&B he had chosen to stay at was a bit explicit on his intentions, but Lady Mary was not a saint either ( – ;

Only one thing went wrong after the kiss… Mr Rock confessed that he was…

N-A-T-U-R-I-S-T!

Mary Eng

THE END

If you want to try this recipe: http://www.summerinitaly.com/guide/rocciata-di-assisi

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Comments: 3

  1. Marianne Macera July 16, 2013 at 8:13 pm Reply

    prevenzione prima di tutto!!! hehehehehehe.. nonostante il libidinoso cavalier roccia!!! ;)

  2. Marianne Macera July 16, 2013 at 8:25 pm Reply

    grz Eva x aver baked anche lui!!! ;)

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