Mr Sancho Panza

pie in the faceWe go on with our monthly Let’s Cake Their Ass series, the lucky winner this month is Noniiiiis, she can now take revenge on her ex-boyfriend!

I would like to start by saying that smiling Noniiiiiis kindly applauds all my sweet creations, but unfortunately she doesn’t taste them very often because she is intolerant to the cakes’ basic ingredients: yeast and flour ) – :

Lately Noniiiis started, like most of us disappointed women, to be intolerant to MEN and especially to ONE man: Sancho Panza who is going to get his ass caked today with a cream made of tofu, cocoa and coffee.

 Tofu

Sancho Panza, like this recipe, is very bio, easy, funny and quick. Yes, he is very QUICK but not at what you are thinking now ( – : He is very quick at stealing the show in front of nice ladies, very quick at launching his romantic attack, very quick at promising phantasmagorical holidays in exotic places (famous destinations chosen by several fluffy guys such as Mr Jell-O), very quick at finding ontological excuses for standing everybody up, very quick at… deserving this nice tofu cream in his face!!

In addition, Noniiis says that the tofu mixed with the coffee and the cocoa has exactly the same colour as Sancho Panza’s cowardice ( – :

I’ll cake your ass, dear Sancho Panza, and this way I say BYE BYE we’ll meet again in another life! 

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Comments: 3

  1. sorellanoniiiis June 13, 2013 at 8:44 am Reply

    bye bye sancho panzone!!! XPPP
    w la crema tofucacaocaffé!!!
    bacini da perma =D

    • hommesweeethomme June 13, 2013 at 2:55 pm Reply

      Ehi sorella di Nonis, la ricetta l’hai provata? Squisiiiita come la Noniiiiis ( – :

      • sorellanoniiiis June 14, 2013 at 8:22 pm Reply

        eh no, ancora non l’ho sperimentata! purtroppo, oltre agli alimenti che non può mangiare la noniiiiis 1, io non mangio neanche la soia!! quindi non avrò il piacere di assaggiare la cremina, ma sicuramente la proporrò ai miei ospiti! ;D

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