Mr. Jell-o


1 Jell-o package

1 Cup boiling water

1 Cup cold water

Instructions: Add a small package JELL-O powder to 1 cup boiling water, stir until dissolved. Then add 1 cup cold water, stir, pour into a jell-o mold and chill in the fridge until set.

Dedicated to: S, a nice, firm and set guy who looks exactly like the Jell-o you just take out of the fridge. Imagine, dear readers, how nice our jell-o is: it sticks perfectly to the mould, it looks so proud, it wants to be perfect until… until you unmould it and you discover, as it happens 9 times out of 10, that the jell-o is not ready, it is now all flat and splattered on your fancy dish.

I have to admit that I could see from faaaaaar away that Mr Jell-o was not going to be the perfectly set jell-o. He looked too cute, too interested, too generous, too elegant, too much! And he was sticking to the mould romantically talking about insane projects such as our holidays together in Malta/Cyprus/Israel. C’mon, it was our first date! And in fact, when I decided to unmould him, I discovered a splattered nature made of a small attribute, scarce sense of humour, but plenty of practical sense. In fact, afterwards, he left my place in the middle of the night, he took the trash out, and he disappeared. So far, so good, I was expecting all of this… ok maybe not the trash, but still… What I was not expecting was a text: “I don’t recognize this number, you are…”

Dear Mr Jell-o, this was your biggest mistake, you were not supposed to text me! You did it, and now you get caked on my spicy blog ( – :

Let me tell you a secret: the other night we were playing the same game, we had the same goal, and we played it fairly (I promised you a Sicilian slush and brioche just the way you promised me the summer holidays together), but at least afterwards I acted like a real woman. Little hint: next time you meet a girl, don’t put all this icing around a fuck, sometimes women want exactly the same thing as you, but they want things to be clear from the beginning: Bitterness please go awaaaaaaaaay! 

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Comments: 2

  1. Marianne Macera May 26, 2013 at 5:35 pm Reply

    azz.. poverino.. neanche una vera ricetta si è meritato! huahuahuahua..

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