THE FISH CAKE
And here I am with my friend Cindy who volunteered to be the first amazing guest of YOUR new page.
HSH: Hi Cind’! How’s life? Shall we start baking?
C: Oh yes, with pleasure!
HSH: What have you chosen to bake?
C: I would like to bake the fish cake
HSH: Interesting choice, who will be the target?
C: C’mon, HSH, my ex-boyfriend of course!
HSH: Blond, tall, smart, gorgeous! Am I right?
C: Indeed! But all this was just a façade, like this little nice and cute cake that can be tricky (BTW, I cannot bake, you need to teach me) and can hide a real shark inside!
HSH: Was your ex-boyfriend a real shark?
C: Oh oh, HSH, if he was a little cute fish I might have kept him! Let me give you some examples:
- He wanted to meet and mingle with all my friends BUT I was inexistent for all his friends
- He wanted to be mad and move in together BUT he would freak out only thinking about the word “commitment”
- He used to say “You are my Mrs Perfect” BUT then he kept on complaining about my haircut
HSH: And this is why he deserved a cake in his face (( – :
A couple of hours later, this is the result:
HSH: So do you feel better now, Cind’??